kitten

what you call the prettiest, hottest, most attractive girl you see

Kayley Howard is such a little kitten

by sexhaver.420.69 May 23, 2022

fat kitten

A person which, as the name suggests is fat. Despite the name, kitten actually refers to a human whom is of small stature and girth. The term was first coined on the popular messaging board Reddit and became a "meme".

"Wow that hacker is such a fat kitten."

"He was such a fat kitten in bed!"

by HackerRhino June 6, 2017

discord kitten

esmees pussy very spicy

esmees discord kitten is rotten due to lack of use

by livvysspam.x June 11, 2023

Kitten Whiskers

When two bottoms rub their pubes together.

Me and Johnson are gonna go do Kitten Whiskers.

by AssLicker49 February 27, 2025

Primrose Kitten

Imagine a double hooked crow-bar being dug around within your internal organs catalyzing an elimination reaction within your abdomen, the embodiment of 'look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it'. Filling your mind with false hope and absolutely no hope at all. Predicted papers either help or makes you become Lady Macbeth and mentally destabilizes you to the point where you begin to forget and double think even the most simplest of matters. Questions materialize onto the wrong papers in spots making you want to scream 'OUT DAMN SPOT'. Might be of slight help at times or the absolute polar opposite.

IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.

"oh it's a primrose kitten paper... *SLAMS HEAD ON DESK*"

by H@nnah November 17, 2024

White Chocolate Kitten

When a Milk Chocolate Cat has a baby with a Dark Chocolate cat and the kitten receives the recessive genes of both cats, which has the kitten become White Chocolate, instead of the dominant colors of the Milk Chocolate, or Dark Chocolate cat.

Person 1: "Dude I got a White Chocolate Kitten."

Person 2: "You must've gotten lucky, I only have Milk and Dark Chocolate."

by Sat_rday March 22, 2025

All kittens and moonbeams

Everything is just fine.

Going through the process of retiring from the U.S.N. was all kittens and moonbeams.

by JCA/Bremerton August 3, 2023