Derf King

Joseph Nixon (college laxer) known as the derf king, due to his addiction to zipper sparking.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the derf king hit top cheese that btb?
Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely getting some levi lovin' tonight!

by Abebe Kebede October 15, 2012

The King's Wank

A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.

It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.

The King's Wank will come soon.

by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023

King of Naps

the boy with the nappiest hair ever, in other words :brandon..

King of Naps was trying to comb his mess of hair while giving his x a hot dog bun.

by asdfasdfsdaf December 28, 2007

christmas king

Someone who always gets what they want on Christmas. No matter how outrageous their wish list is, every year, the will recieve every single item. Christmas Kings will brag to you about thier Christmas list weeks, even months in advance. Upon receiving every gift they could ever possibly want, they will again brag about their great Christmas

Don: Hey, did you hear what Jordan got for Christmas this year?
John: No, what did he get?
Don: A hovercraft, he got a fricken hovercraft.
John: Wow, what a christmas king.

by Ditter December 7, 2006

King Poo

A person who isn't right in the head but still likes to have a lot of fun

Person 1"Shes a lot of fun"

Person 2"That must be King Poo"

by Layne123 December 21, 2016

valentina king

short wanker who likes men in utah and barcelona (and women)

valentina king flicky big batti gyal

by guddanygrapes November 29, 2021

soft king

When a soft boy becomes something.

Look Axel is on that small hill, he's a soft king.

by Emereldmaster333 June 8, 2018