shoulder junk 

When an individual walks into your office and places their foot on your desk, effectively positioning their balls on your shoulder and face region.

Look at that guy putting his junk all over his shoulder, man I hate getting shoulder junked.

shoulder junk by Ray Albright August 15, 2007

Va-junk-junk

(Noun) Another nickname for the female genitalia, or if you will, the vagina.

Steve: "Why did we come here again?"

Martin: "Dude, to see some va-junk-junk!"

Va-junk-junk by pwnbot August 10, 2010

Drunk Junk

When you are so intoxicated you are unable to get an erection.

Wife: "Don't drink too much tonight. I wanna have sex later, and I don't want you having drunk junk"

Drunk Junk by Hoch March 11, 2011

junko 

what is happening or what is going on

Last night Tom and I heard some crazy shit down at Rosie's so we went down to see what was junko

junko by r0ssmed0s January 13, 2009

Junko 

Small mythical creature seaking yaoi and jrock love from Gackt. Known to be quite hyper and use a folder for hurt.

"OMG did you just go JUNKO on my ass?!"

Junko by Princeoforange September 6, 2003

hunk of junk 

The real meaning is a super beautiful woman who is super amazing and incredibly awesome that you dont want to get rid of at all.

Colleen is such a hunk of junk.

hunk of junk by tweediebrd January 26, 2015

junk monster 

crack head whos got shit all over him self

i tried buyin crack off a junk monster

junk monster by cool kidd October 7, 2005