Junkie Monkey

Nickname for people that do drugs and is built like a Junkie

Fucken oath lad, you're a Junkie Monkey looking like that.

by JunkieMonke May 18, 2021

guzzling junkie breathe

When a loco has ate too many boogers and it all built up in the throat

"I caught you picking boogerz amigo..."
"wtf i'm not a guzzling junkie breathein ass boy!"

by Al Packino August 22, 2021

Junkie Bucks

The fictional monies in which junkies claim they are going to use to pay for their imaginary, and often, lavish purchases.

Junkie: "Yeah man, I'm gonna buy a boat and we can all hang out on it and rip around and lay in the sun!"
Bystander: "Using what? Junkie Bucks?"

by MiboEbo August 25, 2021

Helmet Junkie

Someone who likes to partake in the gobbling of the helmet

Adam ‘That girl over there, keeps trying to touch the inside of my leg’.

Jim ‘Yeah, she done that to me, too. I think she’s trying to touch my chode’.

Finn ‘she asked if she could gobble my pecker’.

Alfie ‘that girl is a full on helmet junkie. Look at the state of her knees, she looks like she’s been kneeling by the bins all night’

by MagicWanger June 9, 2021

Junky Nail Syndrome

When you have your nails looking gooky and not smooth. Acrylic nails gone wrong!

I can't afford to get my nails done professionally.... I'll do it myself! I have junky Nail Syndrome

by Afreur August 19, 2024

Knowledge Junkie

Knowledge Junkie (noun): An intellectually adventurous individual, often of high intelligence, with an insatiable curiosity and an intense drive to acquire knowledge. Often labeled as “know-it-alls” due to their obsessive focus on intellectual pursuits, they show little interest in non-intellectual discussions. Driven by the need to constantly challenge and expand their understanding, they are willing to take significant risks—such as venturing into warzones for firsthand insights or scaling extreme mountains to test their mental and physical limits—in pursuit of learning.

"I swear, my friend Jamie is such a knowledge junkie. Last year, she hiked through a jungle just to study ancient ruins up close, and now she’s talking about traveling to a warzone for some documentary research. She’s always chasing the next big thing to learn, no matter how wild it is."

by Sciamachist December 12, 2024

Junkie's law

The law that dictates that if someone is high, they will tell you about it. It doesn't matter how little it relates to the topic of conversation, they will inevitably let you know they are high.

"I was playing online and while we were trying to win, some guy just kept talking about how high he was."
"Yep. That's Junkie's law..."

by jgjlaw August 12, 2025