java junkie

A slang term for "coffee addict", derived from the slang term "java" (meaning "coffee") which is named after an Indonesian island where coffee beans grow well.

Ever since I discovered that local café, I've become such a java junkie that I can't function without my daily dose of espresso.

by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025

Ash-junkie

A volunteer firefighter so addicted to the idea of battling flames that he begins to imagine smoke and fire where none exist, much like a desperate wanderer in the desert mistaking heat haze for water. Typically characterized by delusions of heroism, compulsive false alarms, and an insatiable need to prove relevance in the absence of actual emergencies.

“Calm down, Johnson—you’re acting like a damn Ash-junkie again; that’s not smoke, it’s just a barbeque pit.”

by Jack Dollson September 3, 2025

Circuit junky

Noun: a word that serves as an alternative and has an adjacent meaning to clanker

No daughter of mine will marry a circuit junky!

by Wirebackhater September 7, 2025

Junkie Blood

The little blood that escapes after banging drugs.

Karl goddammit have some dignity and wipe that crusty junkie blood off your arm before you give hepC to the who trap house!

by Adam Mr.Blisters October 1, 2025

Data Junkie

* A person who compulsively doom scrolls with no clear objective.

* To be addicted to the consumption of data.

* A term to describe the phenomena associated with scrolling and meme culture relating to the obsessive seeking for informational and data related stimuli.

Kids these days are all data junkies man, scrolling on the phone is the drug of our time and place.

by Gily October 20, 2025

arroe heroin junkie

A zombie-like heroin junkie who prowls the streets of Australia. Often seen slowly stumbling, he dumpster dives for food, sells his ass for a quick high, gets raped by other junkie men, and steal scrap metal.

My wife was walking home from Macdonalds and arroe heroin junkie jumped out the bushes and tried to steal her pocketbook.

by CariadLuvsTomHardy November 21, 2025

Juggling Junkie

Juggling Junkie: A person who, despite being addicted to substances such as alcohol, ,or hard drugs, effectively manages to maintain their professional responsibilities and personal life. They can be anyone—from a nurse or a doctor to a teacher or a police officer anybody really—and they manage to juggle all aspects of life while keeping their addiction hidden. It’s a rare and complex phenomenon, reflecting both resilience and the challenges of addiction

Lee: You won't believe this, I met this nurse the other day bruv. She's stunning, really fit, but there's a catch—she’s got a serious drug habit.

Frank: No way! And she’s still working as a nurse, bruv?

Lee: Yeah, I asked her, 'Why not get help?' And she said, 'I’d lose my job in the NHS.

Frank: Where does she live, bruv?

Lee: She’s got her own house, a pet dog, a car, and still looks amazing. You’d never guess she’s a juggling junkie, bruv. LOL.

Frank: Init, bruv. LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 17, 2025