Janky Lid

A head or face that looks like it stinks like shit.

Muzz: oi croey i reckon you try smoke that bird in the pink dress by the bar.

Crofish: fuck that bro, I wouldnt fuck her with Abo's dick, did you see her face, thats one Janky Lid!

Janky Lid by CFR January 17, 2011

Janky Dingus

A phrase coined by Danny to describe Abe and Ben.

Hey you janky dingus, that's not how you play fire jenga!

Janky Dingus by wrenchturner September 22, 2020

Junk-Junk 

It’s a bad thing
But what does it mean?

Tim: Stop being such a junk-junk!

Junk-Junk by Tim’s Som October 8, 2021

mountain junk

Noun. The potent, and usually putrid, crotch odor that develops after about four days of sustained, strenuous activity without benefit of a bath; the malodorous mixture of testicle and ass sweat. Often associated with multi-day backpacking, biking or climbing trips.

I didn't realize I had mountain junk until I changed my underwear this morning.

mountain junk by jrw April 28, 2005

Boo Junkie 

1. A person who is addicted to relationships and usually is way too excited when their friends join them in the realm of having a significant other.

2. Someone obsessed with being in a relationship; usually a crazy woman who depends on a man to make her happy.

Origin: Boo junkies are often revealed when someone on Facebook or MySpace changes their status from 'single' to 'in a relationship.' Following this status change, the user receives a plethora of comments and wall posts stating, 'Congratulations!!' or some other ridiculous explanation that makes it seems like you weren't a 'whole' person until you started dating someone.

The term comes from the slang definition of 'boo,' a significant other, and a junkie, someone who has a serious addiction.

Anna: Oh my God, Christie!!!! I'm SO glad you and Brad finally made it official! I'm so happy you upgraded your status in life.

Christie: Ummmm, it's really not that serious. Do you have to be such a boo junkie?

Boo Junkie by EllePixie March 11, 2009

Funky Junkie 

Someone that enjoys smelling other peoples' B.O.

Person A: Why is Rob smelling James' soccer shirt?

Person B: Man, what a funky junkie.

Funky Junkie by Sacktracker November 2, 2009

nipple junkie 

a nipple junkie is a person who isn't just fascinated by nipples but they are addicted to them. A nipple junkie is generally a poor person(sometimes homeless) that dosent do anything throughout their day unless it involves getting their nipple fix. Nipple junkies can get their "fix" in multiple ways. The most common way is for the junkie to place a hard nipple in between their two front teeth and as the nipple is locked in place the junkie vibrates his or her tounge until the junkie has recevied their full fix. A junkies maximum fix level could be anywhere from 6 to 21 gocks (gocks are used as a way of measuring energy received by a nipple). There are countless other ways for junkies to get their fix and recieve just as many gocks. Nipple junkies are usually relaxed people even if they dont have their fix. Nipple junkies have their addiction revealed usually when their victims wake up and are having their nipples molested.

i fell asleep at the bus stop and i woke to a ravaging nipple junkie with my hard nipples in his eye.

nipple junkie by cpajg December 30, 2010