Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia, bathes it in vodka, and then proceeds to skull fuck the other participant

“Yo I gave Rachel an awesome Russian Johnson last night”

by PoopPantz December 11, 2020

Dusty Johnson

A dusty/dirty piece of meat . Basically a dirty, dusty dick (penis).

I thought I told you to put your Dusty Johnson away!

by pownzor14 March 24, 2018

Arne Johnson

A really sexy man who likes Farhana, Kylie, and Karolina. He’s sexy and he’s in love with us and no one else

Arne Johnson loves Farhana, Kylie, and Karolina. Also he’s sexy

by Simplyfar June 18, 2021

Magic Johnson

To overcome an illness or sickness

"Don't lay around sick, you better Magic Johnson.."

by Smiggy Balls January 04, 2019

Christian Johnson

Christian is by far the finest male at Bossier High School. He’s multi talented and good at anything he does. His rap name is “Muletti” and he’s the next big thing!

Billy: Man I wish I could be Christian Johnson
Jake: ONG!

by NunButFax March 04, 2022

johnson's law

When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.

Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.

by JohnnyBabes September 12, 2020

Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 10, 2014