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Jesus Louisus

An expansion of jeez Louis. Used in bewilderment or frustration, but normally in a humorous tone.
"Jesus Louisus, how many words are in this urban dictionary!?"

"Will you hurry up? Jesus Louises!"
by Frostkat December 30, 2020
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Hooked on Jesus

crazy church goer
one that takes the longest to testify
She couldnt stay for the movie because she had to go back to church.. Yo she hooked on Jesus
by glorray February 20, 2010
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Jesus Chicken

The slang term for a chain of fast-food restaurants called Chik-Fil-A. Usually used in a derogatory term to refer to their strongly Christian policies (being closed on Sundays explicitly for their employees to attend church), anti-gay policies and extremely large financial contributions to anti-gay-rights bills and amendments, both of which stem from the owners' interpretations of their denomination of the Christian bible.
I'm hungry, wanna go get some Jesus Chicken?
by Joreth November 16, 2011
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Jesus Antenna

The hands up in the air that evangelical christians hold up while singing and praying.
Look at that crowd in the amy grant video! Every single one of em is holding up a Jesus antenna!
by Pray4rain October 24, 2010
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pull a jesus

A term used to describe something resurrecting itself. This is especially applied to electronics, as they seem to be found doing this the most often, though it can be applied to anything.
My digital camera stopped working. Unless it decides to pull a jesus again, I think I need a new one.
by Jessica June 13, 2005
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brown jesus

when someone who is brown pulls off an incredible act, stunt, or mission they are crowned with the nickname brown jesus.
Jay Sean is brown jesus after that rumour he was dating Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.

Raghav is brown jesus after he picked up that chick in his music video "So Much".
by hick101 October 20, 2010
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De Jesus

One of the most Bad Ass last names in all of history.
DUDE have you seen this guy's last name before? "De Jesus" what a BAD ASS NAME.
by EduardoD January 21, 2009
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