Jesus Louisus

An expansion of jeez Louis. Used in bewilderment or frustration, but normally in a humorous tone.

"Jesus Louisus, how many words are in this urban dictionary!?"

"Will you hurry up? Jesus Louises!"

by Frostkat December 31, 2020

Jesus-handle

Noun: The handle located directly above passenger seat doors which can be grabbed when divine intervention is required.

"The car slammed its breaks and Allan grabbed the Jesus-handle."

by Alison A. September 27, 2009

Jesus Chris

jesus christ without the t

hey guys its jesus chris, its without the t

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 01, 2020

Jesus Chicken

The slang term for a chain of fast-food restaurants called Chik-Fil-A. Usually used in a derogatory term to refer to their strongly Christian policies (being closed on Sundays explicitly for their employees to attend church), anti-gay policies and extremely large financial contributions to anti-gay-rights bills and amendments, both of which stem from the owners' interpretations of their denomination of the Christian bible.

I'm hungry, wanna go get some Jesus Chicken?

by Joreth June 03, 2011

Jesus Antenna

The hands up in the air that evangelical christians hold up while singing and praying.

Look at that crowd in the amy grant video! Every single one of em is holding up a Jesus antenna!

by Pray4rain October 24, 2010

pull a jesus

A term used to describe something resurrecting itself. This is especially applied to electronics, as they seem to be found doing this the most often, though it can be applied to anything.

My digital camera stopped working. Unless it decides to pull a jesus again, I think I need a new one.

by Jessica June 06, 2005

brown jesus

when someone who is brown pulls off an incredible act, stunt, or mission they are crowned with the nickname brown jesus.

Jay Sean is brown jesus after that rumour he was dating Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls.

Raghav is brown jesus after he picked up that chick in his music video "So Much".

by hick101 October 18, 2010