Terg Jergins

Someone who gives long explanations and/or tells similar but not at all relevant stories regarding a topic of conversation.

Syn.: a Tobbogin, a Terg Jerg, a Tohm, a Tergennator, a Terg-Bob, or a Tomergen...

"Does anyone know anything about traveling in Italy?"
Terg Jergins: "No, but I went to the Olympics in China once. Let me tell you about it..."

Girl:"Aww thats a cute puppy"
Terg Jergins: "I like baby kitties. One time my friend Chad gave me a baby kitty..."

by Chad Manning May 3, 2009

Jerky, Jerkies (plural)

A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and Silent Bob are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 91.7 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.

Dont be a jerkey.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey!! Get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see dickbeaters)

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004

leroy jenkins

shit if i know.

LEROOOOOOOOOY JENKINS.

used in a fashion similar to the popular joke "ur mom"

hi.

hi.

you know who called me yesterday?

who?

LEROOOOOOOOOY JENKINS

why would leroy jenkins call you?

by doctor0010 August 8, 2016

Films le Jenkins

Films le Jenkins is an awesome website with homemade web videos. They span all sorts of ideas. Most of the videos star the comb-over. Other appearances by J.P. and Mac. Checkout all the videos. Especially Joey(people seem to like it). The site is www.flj.vze.com or www.filmslejenkins.vze.com

d00d FlJ totally ownz my face. The Comb-Over pwns all@!!11111!!11!twelve

by Mac December 10, 2004

Jerkins

an overall ass; exhibiting jerk-like tendencies

I wish that people like Joe would mind their own business and stop being such a damn Jerkins

by erc April 2, 2004

jerkified

(Usually an Adj. unless used in other examples... such as a pancake house... or a tv show.)

Used to give the word jerk just a little extra pizazz.

Usually used by one who just doesn't want to put an end to the term jerk.

"Lisa, your boyfriend is so jerkified."

"Don't act so jerkified!"

by That girl named Kourtney... July 24, 2008

jerkitch

This is the mix of the two words "jerk" and "bitch". This word was made mostly for people who cant swear in front of certain other people. Such as parents, people who dont like the language, or for people who just dont swear.

cree: "Bobby, you're such a jerkitch! why did you have to say that?!?!?"

Bobby: "Sorry cree, I wasnt trying to make fun of you."

by stupidperson501 August 27, 2009