Elle Jade

This little lady is a proper one she is. She loves life and enjoys past, present and future. She is a sex goddess and enjoys getting bedded on many an occasion but always nice never naughty. She has fear of personal detail and card machine as well as be charged. She have sheself one too many a gin on the Boxing Day.

Above all she be a pious lass and never miss sheself a confession at Sunday mass.

God knows she be the queen of twerk.

“Have yeh seen that Elle Jade? She be sooooo nice!”

by Sirhenryviii November 23, 2021

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Is the most beautiful person I have ever meet inside and out side . She is hands down the sexiest, kindest, loving , nurturing and caring woman and I’m the luckiest man alive to be able to call myself her boyfriend. As far as being a mother is concerned she is the best I’ve ever seen . She cares for her two boys like no other mother I’ve ever seen always butting there needs in front of her own and never hesitates to drop everything and run to there every need if she was the mother of my children I would be the proudest father around . Everyone who’s life is touched by Jade is left better off for it her smile and presence and light up a room . She is smart(really smart ) with an amazing sense of humour, her positivity is contagious and her beauty mesmerising with eyes like an angle that could melt you two your knees.

She is am tough resilient woman that no matter what life though say her she manages to overcome for the love of her children . I love this woman with all of me and I’m lucky to be able to share this life with such a woman .

Jade w is gods best work

by Peter H November 23, 2021

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jade stone

To describe something or someone offensively.
Looks similar to a raccoon.

Ex. Ew, that girl is Jade Stone.

by Panduhhh May 8, 2008

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Jade

Jade is a really bummy person. Despite having a really luxurious name, their character does not match their name as they really suck as a human being.

“Why are you acting like Jade right now?”

by Chronic_illness1 March 23, 2025

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Beck and Jade

If someone says their favorite characters from Victorious are Beck and Jade, they’re probably hinting that they’re bi. Because let’s me honest, they sparked all of our sexual awakenings.

“How did you know you were bi?”
“Beck and Jade from Victorious”
“For me it was Alice and Jasper from Twilight”

by beckysm@lls237 August 26, 2021

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