Flak Jacket

A guy in a group of friends who always falls on the grenade the grenade. A flak jacket provides protection from grenade shrapnel to the wearer in real life, while a figurative flak jacket protects his group of guys from getting grenades. A flak jacket is not to be confused with a wingman a wing man is usually a relationship where all guys are on equal terms and take turns wing-manning for one another, however a flak jacket usually has less game than the other guys so he is almost always willing to take the grenade, because he can't get other girls. A flak jacket is a great friend to have because it can protect you from potentially lethal grenade shrapnel while flirting with chicks.

Friend #1: Hey man look at those three chicks over there, I got the hot blonde with the big tits.

Friend #2: Fine I got the fine latina chick with the awesome ass.

Friend #1: I guess that means you got the pig faced chick man.

Friend #3 (flak jacket): Fine if you say so, I guess Im falling on the grenade again.

by jdazzle217 September 8, 2011

jacked off

when a guy is really hard over a girl and is leaking sperm

he was so jacked off his pants were soaked and you could seehis dick

by lol December 3, 2003

Jacky

A tall, sexy chinese guy who's left eyebrow sometimes disappears; he's still cooler than most people though

Jacky is not a girl, but a guy-- and is known to turn red when he shits

by Websters December 24, 2004

jacket

Jacket in America means 'masturbate' or 'masturbating'.

Take off your pants and jacket.

by J-O-J-O February 14, 2008

jackeen

Used to describe someone from Dublin, typically used by muck savages from Cork with their grating, whining accents.

"Anto is a fuckin' jackeen bai."

by YOREMA August 15, 2003

superdry jacket

this is a jacket that is popular with chavs and comes in black,camo,green,white and pink and probably many other colours. it is ridiculous the amount of people who wear this jacket and surely they must feel like twats for wearing a jacket that they see 15+ other people wearing everyday!! haha!! and what is the point in having more than 1 zip.

chav1: "nice superdry jacket mate!!"

chav2: "ano lah its lethal like"

chav1: "yea your well cool now"

normal person: "no your actually just plain gay and look like every other chav"

by reallifetruth September 14, 2010

jizz jacket

A comforter/bedspread/quilt/blanket in a motel room. Since they are rarely washed, they are full of jizz.

"If you're cold then use the blanket." "No way, I'm not wrapping up in that jizz jacket!!"

by Clark Griswold November 19, 2006