When a mother interferes with any conversation or activity to boast about herself as a mother, or of her children
Don't invite Karen, she is mommy jacking every conversation at girls' night. Nobody cares if little unvaccinated Julie can count to ten in Mandarin backwards while juggling non-GMO, free-range, organic fruits
by Willem Dafoes Junk April 12, 2018
a activist who pointed out that "in every school shooting, we find the kids who pull the trigger are video gamers", despite the fact that the majority of male teenagers play cod and halo, and many of them don't grow up to murder someone.
Jack Thompson: that kid who shot the other kid at school played cod! That's proof that video games brainwash teenager's minds!
Random guy: the kid he shot played cod too.
Random guy: the kid he shot played cod too.
by thecakeisn'talie August 16, 2010
A name given to a god damn hero. Handsome Jacks usually own ponies made of diamond called Butt Stallions.
He is such a Handsome Jack.
by SoulSlayer2015 March 01, 2017
Seminal fluid that one has stored (usually jarred/canned) for use as a lubricant during sexual intercourse at a later time.
Jimmy dipped the bologna pony into the luke-warm jar of spackle jack before thunder fucking Todd's b-hole
by maMFz11 January 15, 2019
by A Fake Fat Sunny November 03, 2020
A character from the movie Titanic.
The epitome of the perfect man.
He is everything you wish your boyfriend was.
The epitome of the perfect man.
He is everything you wish your boyfriend was.
by jessrules March 14, 2011
Canon Doctor Who/Torchwood Character. Omnisexual(According to John Barrowman),Iantoloving,Immortal, Ex-Time Agent from the Boeshane Peninsula in the 51st century. Companion of the 9th Doctor and temporary companion of the 10th. Actor is John Barrowman. Extremely flirty and extremely fabulous.
"Captain Jack Harkness, and you are?" Jack was trying to flirt. "Oi! Stop it!" There was a noise in the background.
by Sharkcat12 November 04, 2015