jack

a rank child that lets off farts every two seconds
smells incredibly bad.

oh god, jacks farted again

by jackstinksofshit October 23, 2010

Jack Thompson

a activist who pointed out that "in every school shooting, we find the kids who pull the trigger are video gamers", despite the fact that the majority of male teenagers play cod and halo, and many of them don't grow up to murder someone.

Jack Thompson: that kid who shot the other kid at school played cod! That's proof that video games brainwash teenager's minds!
Random guy: the kid he shot played cod too.

by thecakeisn'talie August 16, 2010

Handsome Jack

A name given to a god damn hero. Handsome Jacks usually own ponies made of diamond called Butt Stallions.

He is such a Handsome Jack.

by SoulSlayer2015 March 1, 2017

Spackle Jack

Seminal fluid that one has stored (usually jarred/canned) for use as a lubricant during sexual intercourse at a later time.

Jimmy dipped the bologna pony into the luke-warm jar of spackle jack before thunder fucking Todd's b-hole

by maMFz11 January 15, 2019

Jack Warden

Mythological creature, most commonly known for eating the heads off orphan children.

girl: 1 wish I had a boyfriend like Jack Warden
girl 2: me too he is so masculine and intimidating

by A Fake Fat Sunny November 2, 2020

Jack Dawson

A character from the movie Titanic.

The epitome of the perfect man.

He is everything you wish your boyfriend was.

Girl 1: How's your new boyfriend?
Girl 2: He's nice and all, but he's no Jack Dawson.

by jessrules March 30, 2011

Jack Harkness

Canon Doctor Who/Torchwood Character. Omnisexual(According to John Barrowman),Iantoloving,Immortal, Ex-Time Agent from the Boeshane Peninsula in the 51st century. Companion of the 9th Doctor and temporary companion of the 10th. Actor is John Barrowman. Extremely flirty and extremely fabulous.

"Captain Jack Harkness, and you are?" Jack was trying to flirt. "Oi! Stop it!" There was a noise in the background.

by Sharkcat12 January 6, 2016