staten island

a place where every 1 from brooklyn moves only to move to new jersey years later

there are too many niggers in brooklyn im moving to staten island!
there are to many russians in staten island im moving to new jersey!

staten island by The Josh Man June 30, 2004

Staten Island

The "forgotten" borough where the only thing besides the massive pot holes that kill teens from ages 16-19...is boredom. The borough of parks, trash, cemeteries, pizzarias and the "Zoo" . Our Zoo has four goats and a monkey...literally. The borough where one house can go down, and 37 can fit in its place, where the hair is high and the I.Q. is low. The place that has the "Mall," where the over-sexed and cake-faced tweens infest. There's one Barns 'n Noble bookstore (for those who dare to look away from their sidekicks) and a Target wayyyy in the back (where we sweep it underneath some rugs so people don't classify us a suburban lost cause.)

Mike: So what are we hittin up first?
Sam: Mall, movies...yeah that's it.
Mike: (sigh) Staten Island.
Sam: Yeah...Staten Island.

Staten Island by boredoutofmymind!!! March 22, 2007

Staten Island Girl

okay in live in staten island,and get this
im black! yes there are black people and i dont live on the north shore or in projects,omg right!..ugh
i dont talk with a accent,but i never got why its such a big deal that people here do
i have a northface and uggs but so what who doesnt these days,and i lived here my whole life and i dont really se any "orange" people walking around and im not saying theres not any sluts here because belive me there is but come on there is gonna be sluts anywhere you go.

city girl:omg! your from staten island?
me:yea im a staten island girl, and???
city girl:but your black...

Staten Island Girl by shortiiqotiit March 10, 2009

Pen Island 

Respell it, darling. It will come to you.

Mr. Mark Wright: LIKE, OH MY GAWD. BRUCE AND I WENT TO PEN ISLAND...IT'S PARADISE...And we net these TWINS...named Neil and Bob! Oh... +Faint.+

Pen Island by Leiko October 2, 2004

rock island plunger 

a group of three people, where one person must be a guy. The receiver kneels down while one member shits in their mouth. Then the third member (the guy), plunges it into her throat with his cock.

Sigried and Roy gave the rock island plunger to Boy George

rock island plunger by the o.c. bombers January 28, 2003

Spice Island 

Spice Island is the geographical spot on a womans body located between the anus and vaginal openings. Medically it is called the perennium.

It is called Spice Island because the area is shaped like a small island and also has both flavors of ass and vagina, therefore making it quite spicy.

"Hey dude, by accident I licked Spice Island and it tasted like bad Indian food!!"

Spice Island by danadaisys March 12, 2008

long island city 

A pretentious neighborhood that has received a high amount of gentrification in recent years. The piers at gantry are quite marvelous. The neighborhood lacks the infrastructure of it's neighbors greenpoint, and Astoria, and still has a lot of areas that face urban blight. Vernon boulevard boasts worldclass restaurants yet the largest housing projects can be found a mile away. Gleaming condos cannot hide the urine soaked streets and roaring seven train clatter. Did I mention five points will be removed from the area? The area is for yuppies who have no sense of life. Some old world brownstones hide under the seven train, and the moma ps1 is a great venue though.

"Lets bike to the piers at LIC, just make sure we speed through Queensbridge housing projects, we wouldnt want to see the real LIC" Long island city

Lets go get some overpriced food on vernon!i love yuppie long island city

LIC HIGHSCHOOL, i HAD a friend once who graduated from there, complete overcrowded mess. Time to get the fuck out of long island city

long island city by Precious 1 October 16, 2013