A condition experienced by very few; the near-complete absence of light pollution, permitting a crystal-clear view of the night time sky.
Hey, have you ever seen the light from another galaxy?
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.
by YAWA July 11, 2020
Get the Real Country Darkmug. A blow job that is given while the recipient is defecating in a wooden outhouse.
The type of outhouse that has the moon shape carved out of the front.
The type of outhouse that has the moon shape carved out of the front.
by Bologna Pogna November 21, 2011
Get the Country Blumpkinmug. Cross country is a sport that if you run it, you must be down with being gay (in a joking way) by doing things such as: showering with another guy, jerking off with other dudes, and running with 90% of your body exposed. Anyone who is successful in running has done acid or another kind of psychedelic drug. Runners are the most insane, amazing people you will ever meet and often times will be nominated class clown, and will go to jail for grand theft or shoplifting.
Person 1: “dude that kid Bobby is fucking insane”
Person 2: “yeah, it’s because he’s a cross country runner”
Person 2: “yeah, it’s because he’s a cross country runner”
by Brain_guyy October 14, 2018
Get the Cross countrymug. A female from the Country who has the appearance of an Ogre. She sends multiple nudes in which she does the same boring pose.
She also has tits that resemble "poached eggs" but still thinks she is a babe.
She also has tits that resemble "poached eggs" but still thinks she is a babe.
by Anonymous2545 September 11, 2016
Get the Country Babemug. For example boy or girl will leave when there is sense of interference hence the need to country bump
by Carlk July 20, 2010
Get the Country bumpmug. Country Bunkin'
Guy 1: Look at that American flag paint job on that truck!
Guy 2: Yeah, that guy's county bunkin'
Guy 1: Look at that American flag paint job on that truck!
Guy 2: Yeah, that guy's county bunkin'
by IwnsgIansb July 29, 2018
Get the Country Bunkin'mug. Main Entry: Big Country Titties
Function: Noun
Date: 1983
Size D or larger sebaceous glands that secrete milk, are situated ventrally in pairs, and terminate in super fucking huge pinky finger sized nipples.
Function: Noun
Date: 1983
Size D or larger sebaceous glands that secrete milk, are situated ventrally in pairs, and terminate in super fucking huge pinky finger sized nipples.
Titty Man#1: Damn boy, would you look at the cans on that one!!!
Titty Man#2: Yea! Those sure are some Big Country Titties! I'd sure like to squeeze them together and make them fart!
Titty Man#2: Yea! Those sure are some Big Country Titties! I'd sure like to squeeze them together and make them fart!
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
Get the Big Country Tittiesmug.