double happiness

Wishing someone happiness two times - one for the present and the other for later on. Often given as a greeting or farewell by holding up two fingers and smiling.

She held up two fingers and smiled as she passed me, wishing me double happiness.

by ambermagic August 23, 2011

happenstance

When shont gets pulled.

I was going to go to Fairfield, but at the last second I decided to just yell happenstance.

by Mark F January 24, 2004

Accident waiting to happen

The politically correct way of inferring that a particular person needs to 'accidentally' fly down several flights of stairs or by unfortunate circumstance wind up with a rusty teaspoon in their temporal lobe.

Guy1: Lamb of God suck man!
Guy2:... why?
Guy1: They're too popular now
Guy2: Ahhhh I see, you're an accident waiting to happen aren't you?

by Brutal_Softy December 30, 2009

What Had Happened Was

The podcast What Had Happened Was www.whhwpodcast where they are trying to explain the unexplainable!

What Had Happened was had a hell of an episode last week... i got it from iTunes!

by djspin January 22, 2014

happening thing

A plan or action with some possibility of a successful outcome. Most often encountered in its negative form.

Jason's dream of passing his algebra test just wasn't a happening thing.

by Max Debord April 28, 2007

Happimed

"Happened last time," When completely wasted or running an auction 'what happened last time' comes out as: "happimed"

"OW! Why'd you do that? Don't you remember what happimed?"
"oh... yea" *Runs away

by xIXITaCIXIx April 24, 2008

Happified

To become JA Happ's bitch for a night

"The Mets just got totally Happified!"

by Harry Monkey August 26, 2009