juice my grapes

When everyone around is being really noisy and you are looking for a pretext to leave.

"Hey guys, time for me to juice my grapes for breakfast. see you later."

Sarah: Hey buddy do you feel like juicing some grapes. (juice my grapes)
John: Sure - just a sec - let me finish squeezing these lemons.

by johny_e_good February 15, 2018

grape

A euphemism for rape.

He tried to grape me!

by slippery_trousers October 14, 2023

Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus

Last night I was punching the grape for the missus

by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021

Graping

To have gay non-consentual sex with someone with or without their permission or to force someone to have gay sex with them.

Someone stop him, he is graping him.

by Flexia January 29, 2022

beef grape

A grape-sized sore on the vaginal opening.

Those who encounter the beef grape never live to tell, or simply don't want to.

by crucifixpolitix September 21, 2016

Spilling the Grapes

Having a laxidasical conversation with your friend.

Did y'all finish the movie?

Nah, we just ended up spilling the grapes

by KarlMarx2012 January 12, 2017

Grape

A censored version of a word "rape" people rather use on socials like Tik Tok or Instagram when trying to share information about predators, telling life stories or whatever.

I just didn't see this definition on UD, but i knew what it meant so i decided to add it.

"I'm very concerned for my friend's mental health, she said she experienced grape when she was younger."

by vasiaxxart September 13, 2023