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Golden Slushie

When you urinate on your partner in the freezing cold and it freezes onto them.
I was at the party with Erin trying to get some alone time so we went outside and I gave her a Golden Slushie...she ended up getting frostbite.
by SploogeBobSquarePants February 8, 2020
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golden santa

Peeing and cuming into a girl at the same time.
"I got a golden santa yesterday, Stacy!"
by Karkels April 11, 2016
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Golden veil

The act of urinating on someone's eyes, most commonly as a sexual fetish but can also be performed as a practical joke or revenge (assumably while recipient is sleeping or of the like)
Person 1: "Thanks for dinner, would you like to come in for a drink, and after a few, i'll let you give me a Golden Veil."
Person 2: "You must have really enjoyed your meal."
by J numbatwo December 16, 2018
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Golden Moose

Where you get naked whilst wearing antlers and then you do a wee wee poo poo combo in your hands or a mixing bowl and mix it together like dough then rub it on your chest whilst the postman pegs you whilst also wearing antlers as you make moose noises
The postman delivered a fantastic golden moose this morning, it was messy and refreshing all at the same time
by BarryTingle August 11, 2022
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golden spritzer

When you pee right before sex and don't give it that last shake, then proceed to go directly to the mushroom tap and spritz her face with the urine residuals.
Dude, she didn't even flinch when I gave her the golden spritzer. This relationship has potential.
by Gdog Pounder September 2, 2010
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The Golden Ticket

Information about someone that is so deadly that it could ruin their life. Most commonly used to flame or embarrassing someone.
Christian, stop being a prick or I’ll whip out the golden ticket.
by ChillyChad May 21, 2022
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Golden Armour

A friendly prank amongst Canadian adults in the winter season wherein the target is gang-pissed upon by his best mates while he's sleeping, and is then tossed into the freezing outdoors until the piss freezes, leaving him with some nice, shiny golden armour.
"Hey Brian, what happened to all your fingers and toes?"

"Oh, just a little golden armour from the boys last night. I didn't wake up until noon!"
by TheBladeGamer December 29, 2018
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