I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015

Tasty Garden

Tasty Garden is the generic-ass name of a generic-ass Chinese takeout place. Alternatively, this generic-ass name can also be used as a nickname for pussy (bonus points if you use it while referring to an Asian's sausage koozie)

Guy 1: Imma get some Tasty Garden tonight.
Guy 2: Congrats, man!

Guy 1: I'm talking about takeout, not snatch.
Guy 2: I know. I just really love Chinese food.

by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016

Garden streaker

Any wwe fan who thinks going to every MSG house show since 1988 is an accomplishment

Keith and Ivan are a bunch of garden streakers...vlad is an exception

by Hawk tuah57 June 19, 2024

spring garden dog with mange

This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.

Dude look at the Spring Garden dog with mange thats fucking disturbing.

by kdad12345 April 17, 2017

Water my spice garden

masturbate

"I have to go water my spice garden."

by ChloroformSalesperson January 30, 2021

Garden gnome

Someone from the FNG discord server who thinks garden gnomes are funny, he is also a Salah simp like you are. The amount of cringe he produces is usually unreal. His opinions are also questionable.

Tuna's are the best type of fish, no debate. Said by garden gnome on the 12 th of July

by Some garden gnome July 12, 2021

Garden City

A town full of snobby, nasty, white kids who think they're better than everyone. The women in this town are ugly, stupid, white women who look down on minorities. The men are rude, fat guys who drink their lives away. The kids are horrible. They mostly come from white, republican, catholic families and scared of minorities. They're all racist and evil. Bottom Line: Garden City is a terrible place for people of color.

Boy 1: "Yo, did you hear about those stupid white bitches that died yesterday?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, those dummies were from Garden City.:

by FuckGardenCity February 24, 2022