Junk Up Front

A special "package" worth sharing, an endowed frontal view

“Good Junk Up Front”
A Weiner, a wiener, a man in boxer briefs;
A picture of his package, an underwear tweet.
A sexual transgression, bare-chest sexting;
Doing it repeatedly with muscle pecs flexing.
"Inappropriate" liaisons, a malicious hack;
He then thought it over and he took it back.
Pun-laden comments, a media blitz;
Below-the-waist bulge, so hard to admit.
Secret conversations, all new technology;
A mistaken outlet for age-old male fantasy.
A “virtual” mess, choking back tears;
Damage to assess, been six in three years.
An uncertain future, more scandal to confront;
But voters can be certain Weiner has good junk up front.

by Okto December 7, 2011

Backdoor Cold-front

a Backdoor Cold-front is when you are having sex and a cold breeze crosses your butt.

I was bangin' this chick in the car when I got a backdoor cold-front, my nuts jumped into my throat.

by Scerino December 31, 2011

Front Street

Someone who is perpetually fronting is said to be living on Front Street.

"That kid thinks he's a bawler, but the only place he can do it big is on Front Street"

by MarianaBanana January 6, 2009

Frolick

The act of consuming a psychoactive substance (most commonly Marijuana) and traveling to a destination on foot.

Dude. You wanna smoke out and frolick over to the power lines?

You kidding me? Hell yeah man

by Smergen Burgen December 26, 2009

front bits

The male private parts.

"I burned my front bits on the grittle when I was making pancakes naked."

by J-Woo November 18, 2003

front head

Slang term for "penis".

Originally coined by faux Arabian, rap/rock act Group X in their song "Idioth".

"She sucked my front head, brother."

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

front facing phineas

the saviour we all need.

Person 1, and intellectual: FRONT FACING PHINEAS WILL SAVE US
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME

by begone, bigot thot January 23, 2018