by Dong schlong May 5, 2018
Get the Pony bodymug. A physique or certain posture typical of long time gamers or office job holders. Lack of flexibility, hunched posture, and decreased vigor, or fitness are common attributes.
"After years of growing up playing Minecraft, and then struggling to do yoga, I realized I had developed a nerd body."
by J and J December 19, 2020
Get the Nerd Bodymug. by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
Get the bodies to burnmug. A man that drives a large SUV like an animal, parks across 3 spaces, and usually has his work shirt collar popped. He also speaks with an extreme accent, but may not even realize it.
-Why did that jerk take up all the parking spots with that Excursion?
- Cause that boy's a body swanger!
- Cause that boy's a body swanger!
by C.Ville October 15, 2011
Get the Body Swangermug. by Cheeky Prawn August 3, 2016
Get the Bali bodymug. what you call a person with a square, large body.
let me reiterate: YOU HAVE NO CURVES!
also, people sleep on you a lot because you're a slut.
let me reiterate: YOU HAVE NO CURVES!
also, people sleep on you a lot because you're a slut.
girl one: you look like you have a mattress body in that dress. only spongebob would be into you!
girl two: what the fuck? you're the one with the mattress body you whore!
girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way!
girl two: what the fuck? you're the one with the mattress body you whore!
girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way!
by spongebobmattressbody-pants June 20, 2011
Get the Mattress Bodymug. Someone whose body/boobs is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his overall body, people love bodydependent-people because of their 'body', not because of their 'face/hair'. Their face is usually ugly as fuck.
e.g Channing Tatum, all of Magic Mike, Nicki Minaj, Denise Milani.
e.g Channing Tatum, all of Magic Mike, Nicki Minaj, Denise Milani.
Angelica: omg channing tatum's body is so sexyyyyy, im gonna fucking jizz. omg
Kate: oh kill yourself, channing is body-dependent, his face is just, so fucking ratchet and ugly. his body is hot as fuck though, and who the hell would name their kid, "channing". never ever fucking name your child with "inning" at the end
**meanwhile in a land of lonely horny men**
Chris: god, im gonna fap to nicki minaj tonight.
Michael: dude, shes so fucking ugly, but her ass and tits are just enormous and sexy, shes body-dependent.
Kate: oh kill yourself, channing is body-dependent, his face is just, so fucking ratchet and ugly. his body is hot as fuck though, and who the hell would name their kid, "channing". never ever fucking name your child with "inning" at the end
**meanwhile in a land of lonely horny men**
Chris: god, im gonna fap to nicki minaj tonight.
Michael: dude, shes so fucking ugly, but her ass and tits are just enormous and sexy, shes body-dependent.
by CharmScorp July 25, 2013
Get the Body-Dependentmug.