by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
Get the bodies to burn mug.A physique or certain posture typical of long time gamers or office job holders. Lack of flexibility, hunched posture, and decreased vigor, or fitness are common attributes.
"After years of growing up playing Minecraft, and then struggling to do yoga, I realized I had developed a nerd body."
by J and J December 19, 2020
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Get the Bali body mug.the concept of a female with a tight 'blockbuster' body, gaining hard to lose fat (bulk) after pregnancy.
upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)
the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!
upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)
the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!
judy liked sex but said she wasn't interested in meeting me bodies for bulk!!
we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!
we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!
by michael foolsley June 14, 2013
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Get the Free body mug.Someone whose body/boobs is the only most 'attractive' part of her/his overall body, people love bodydependent-people because of their 'body', not because of their 'face/hair'. Their face is usually ugly as fuck.
e.g Channing Tatum, all of Magic Mike, Nicki Minaj, Denise Milani.
e.g Channing Tatum, all of Magic Mike, Nicki Minaj, Denise Milani.
Angelica: omg channing tatum's body is so sexyyyyy, im gonna fucking jizz. omg
Kate: oh kill yourself, channing is body-dependent, his face is just, so fucking ratchet and ugly. his body is hot as fuck though, and who the hell would name their kid, "channing". never ever fucking name your child with "inning" at the end
**meanwhile in a land of lonely horny men**
Chris: god, im gonna fap to nicki minaj tonight.
Michael: dude, shes so fucking ugly, but her ass and tits are just enormous and sexy, shes body-dependent.
Kate: oh kill yourself, channing is body-dependent, his face is just, so fucking ratchet and ugly. his body is hot as fuck though, and who the hell would name their kid, "channing". never ever fucking name your child with "inning" at the end
**meanwhile in a land of lonely horny men**
Chris: god, im gonna fap to nicki minaj tonight.
Michael: dude, shes so fucking ugly, but her ass and tits are just enormous and sexy, shes body-dependent.
by CharmScorp July 25, 2013
Get the Body-Dependent mug.When an older woman loses all shape and her breasts drop to her waist and her arse disappears into her legs (fly arse) She must have the pensioner hunch on her back to qualify fully to be a Grandma Body. She can't do a lot like bending over or walking properly due to the mis-placed gravity around her sagging appendages.
"Ask her to touch her toes..."
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body..."
"Hey! Stand up straight when I'm talking to you"
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body."
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body..."
"Hey! Stand up straight when I'm talking to you"
"She can't. She has a Grandma Body."
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