Facedbooking

Operating Facebook while intoxicated.

I was so drunk last night I don't remember what I put on Facebook, guess I was Facedbooking.

by PDXSAC May 5, 2010

Facedancing

The act of using a Facebook account you don't own and writing embarrassing statements about the owner. This normally happens when a user uses a public computer and leaves his account logged on.

I was facedancing on Dewboy's account. The douchebag left his account logged on at my house again.

by BloodRaven037 August 11, 2010

feces folio

A polite way to say shit list.

I knew there was going to be trouble when I made the boss' feces folio.

by dogbreath57 September 15, 2010

fecetation

Increasingly painful urge to deficate as one travels closer to toilet facilities.

As I approached home, fecetation set in.

by bight December 31, 2012

Feed the toad

Term used when someone is being greedy. If you keep giving someone what they want it will eventually turn out bad for both of you. Reference is to feeding an African bullfrog 100 crickets and a mouse. The end result was the frog shit all over itself and the aquarium.

If his parents keep giving him everything he wants they'll have a spoiled kid on their hands. Feed the toad!!

by bill1970 December 1, 2013

Feceral

An unintentional portmanteau combining Feces/Fecal and Federal. Refers to an act or by-product of the Federal Government that also happens to be a piece of shit.

Steve Jones says that "Representatives should be required to live in feceral plazas with apartments."

by barbotus April 12, 2014

feeder road

A minor road that goes along the side of a highway.

"Definitely my hometown needs a feeder road to solve transportation problems."

by Cheledemingo December 6, 2016