Fingerless February

Ladies Cannot masturbate and or finger herself just like no nut November let so go ladiesssss!!!!!

Lora: Omg Sarah did you hear it’s fingerless February

Sarah: OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by That1Mexican November 4, 2019

Fingerless February

Fingerless February is a month where girls shall not finger theirselves at all.

Karen, did you hear about Fingerless February?

by Ralph-Sparks November 4, 2019

February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021

February 28

It is national buy someone a fish day

Why did she get you a fish
Because it is February 28

by anonymous November 5, 2021

February 2nd

birthday of a legend, he deserves everything he wants, no limit on the amounts of money he gets to spend that day

February 2nd is da best!

by KingKrab_ November 18, 2021

February 28

they day that kings or queens are born on

Friend:hey when is your birthday?
Y/N: February 28, why?
Friend:because someone said February 28 is when kings and queens are born

by rintaculus October 7, 2021

Fingerblast February

An annually occurring event in which those with a vagina finger themselves each day of the month in accordance to the day it is. If it’s the 22nd, the person will finger themselves 22 times. Each time only counts after an orgasm.

“Hey Freja, it’s Fingerblast February, have you fingered yourself today?”

by __Spirit November 1, 2021