Get the Faithmug. A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.
by The Rapey Dog May 28, 2017
Get the Old Faithfulmug. When someone offers a bj at a future time but renegs on said bj multiple times at the receivers request prompting a "no holes barred" event in which the receiver can have free reign over said holes for 24 hours.
by Koobkram September 18, 2023
Get the bad faith bjmug. Faith is gorgeous who loves to win and hate when people brag she could be aggressive but truly she means no harm her laugh is motherfuckin' contagious.
by Faithyyyyyyyyyy June 1, 2020
Get the Faithmug. A person you will want to be friends with. She always has good stories to share about her adventures. Sometimes she can be quite annoying, but most of the time she is a nice fun friend.
by Sticky lickey September 28, 2021
Get the Faithmug. When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
Get the Aunt Faithmug. Crying whenever someone says something mean about you behind your back and then texting them that if there gonna talk trash to do it to there face and then cry when they say it to your face
hannah to peyton: Samantha's so flat
peyton tells samatha
samatha: say it to my face if your gonna talk trash
Hannah : stop pulling a faith
peyton tells samatha
samatha: say it to my face if your gonna talk trash
Hannah : stop pulling a faith
by Mr Flerf September 11, 2018
Get the Pulling a Faithmug.