A pathetic waste of spineless dung that doesn't have enough balls to look himself in the mirror in the morning.
"Go fuck yourself cunt, I'm not some emotional cripple like Matt or Brian who is gonna lay here while you take a monster shit on my head" "Suck my balls bitch, your gonna die!"
by DHF January 7, 2006
Get the Emotional Cripple mug.1. The condition afflicting an adult who persists in continuing behaviors more commonly observed in children.
2. A dwarf with a small mind and even smaller penis.
3. A board game created by Wrigley Spirits Incorporate. Object of the game is to stunt the other players growth in any way possible. Some representative actions you can take are feeding children cigarettes, giving pregnant mothers alcohol, cutting off people's legs and burning textbooks belonging to inner city schools.
2. A dwarf with a small mind and even smaller penis.
3. A board game created by Wrigley Spirits Incorporate. Object of the game is to stunt the other players growth in any way possible. Some representative actions you can take are feeding children cigarettes, giving pregnant mothers alcohol, cutting off people's legs and burning textbooks belonging to inner city schools.
1. Mary blamed her wetting the bed on her emotional and sexual dwarfism (ESD) that had been passed down to her from her parents who had died at the age of eighty.
2. George went to reach for Jerry's junk but grasped only thin air. As George stared into Jerry's cold, unrelenting blue eyes George realized that Jerry suffered from emotional and sexual dwarfism, and that Jerry wasn't about to apologize for having a dick so small even a hummingbird wouldn't be satisfied.
3. Tina wanted to play emotional and sexual dwarfism after dinner but Tim had urinated in her cake and she died from urea poisoning.
2. George went to reach for Jerry's junk but grasped only thin air. As George stared into Jerry's cold, unrelenting blue eyes George realized that Jerry suffered from emotional and sexual dwarfism, and that Jerry wasn't about to apologize for having a dick so small even a hummingbird wouldn't be satisfied.
3. Tina wanted to play emotional and sexual dwarfism after dinner but Tim had urinated in her cake and she died from urea poisoning.
by Greendayrulez47 May 7, 2010
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The issuing of recognition for participation and/or average behavior as if it were above average and/or an achievement. The act of being stroked.stroking
- A good citizen award for school children for average behavior.
- Although the Fighting Tigers never won a single game, every child on the team received an emotional dogbiscuit, or a participation certificate.
- Although the Fighting Tigers never won a single game, every child on the team received an emotional dogbiscuit, or a participation certificate.
by R. Older July 21, 2007
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Get the emoticonal mug.When the world is f*cking you over and you just need to nap, because human beings have too many emotions to deal with.
by chibizabanter May 30, 2016
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Therefore also having problems with intimate relationships.
Therefore also having problems with intimate relationships.
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