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Elijah

Elijah don’t really give a flying fuck about anything in the world and just wants to be by himself.
Elijah dosent give asf about you
by lijahissolo November 19, 2023
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Elijah

Your average 5'10" white guy. Or so you thought. He might have ADHD, and a bit of depression, but despite all this, he's got a massive heart. He loves his friends sooooo much, and will always support them. He can sometimes get sucked into stuff because of peer pressure, and tends to be super spastic! He tends to procrastinate, but can help you in a pinch. He always seems to be fidgeting with something. He gets angry easily, but it's just a cover up for how he really feels, which is often confused. But yeah, if you know an Elijah, know he's going to be a super loyal friend. P.S. he tends to fall for girls that are super nice to him, and easily put up with his insanity. If you date him, he will be super loyal, and will help you through your hard times. Know he will always be there.
Friend: Hey, Elijah, I didn't do the essay! Could you help me?
Elijah: Yeah! No problem, let me explain it to you and help you write your outline! When you're done I'll help you edit it.
by Theguywhowritesyourpapers November 24, 2021
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Elijah Bocook

Elijah Bocook is that one super lazy friend who avoids the gym like it's a haunted house. He’s not just unfit—he’s practically allergic to exercise. At first glance, you might be intimidated by his resting glare and the fact that he’s always sitting down… but deep down, he's a nice soul with a kind heart.
Person 1: “I saw Elijah Bocook at McDonald's again yesterday.”

Person 2: “Bro lives there. That man’s one Big Mac away from needing a forklift 💀😂”
by egenterprises June 16, 2025
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Elijah Allan Barry

Bitch ass dude elijah fake asf omm duddan

Elijah Allan barry is a bitch ass dude who’s fake
by Treyscot September 17, 2022
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Elijah

Elijah is a caring, funny, and honest person which can be one of your bestest friends (if you can make one your boyfriend you are a lucky girl).He may seem shy at first, but once you get to know him he will talk to the point that it's really annoying but cute in a way.Super-athletic, you might find him playing soccer or football with the guys.He might look stupid at first, but once you get to know him, you'll realize that they are really intelligent.He is also the nicest person you'll ever meet!He will drop whatever they're doing to help you.In conclusion, if you know someone named Elijah don't let them go, you will regret it
Girl drops books*
Elijah: Are you okay?
Helps her pick up the books*
Girl: Thanks
Elijah: No problem

Elijah: Can I have your number?
Girl: Sure

Elijah and the girl are now in 12 th grade and a happy couple

Based on a true story*
by Nonyabussiness123 January 1, 2022
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Elijah

Elijah is probably the most sweetest, amazing, cute, beautiful and charming guy you’ll ever meet in your whole entire lifetime. He’s really passionate about baseball, always is here for you even when you ramble about strawberries or how your parents immigrated and loves to talk about a future with you. He’s the most perfect person you’ll ever meet, He’ll listen when you need to talk about something and give you advice, find the positive in things, and cheers you up. He has the prettiest eyes ever and his hair ESPECIALLY with a new haircut looks really really nice. It kind of outlines his beautiful face and suits him really well. He’s truly flawless.
“Elijah is so beautiful.”
by alanosmom November 23, 2021
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Elijah

Elijah tends to be incredibly wholesome. He's also surprisingly chill. Usually on the taller side.
"Aw, look, it's Elijah!"

"God, I love that guy."
by maddalynn_ March 7, 2021
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