this is something that is always the solution to what ever issue you may be having. cotton mouth? a liquid is the antidote. red eyes? eye drops. new pack of pods? antidote

friend 1: hey bro i haven’t hit a juul in like 10 mins sauce me it

friend 2: yeah man this is the nicotine withdrawal antidote

antidote by fuckalight March 2, 2019

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lonely heart antidote

Using a boyfriend or girlfriend to fill the empty space in your heart. Feeling lonely and finding someone to date to lose that feeling of hoplessness or depression.

Cory: " I feel so alone right now"

Mark: " Maybe you have lonely heart syndrome"
Cory: " I Need a Lonely Heart Antidote"
Mark: " Maybe but who?"

Cory: " What about Alexis from the supermarket?"

lonely heart antidote by Fetish_Creature November 19, 2011

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Feminist Antidote

Penis

After she tried the feminist antidote she finally became normal again.

Feminist Antidote by The Man with No Name February 28, 2018

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Viagra antidote

Something that acts the opposite of Viagra.
1. An ugly woman.
2. Your wife after putting on a bunch of pounds and/or years.
3. When you're having sex and she says or does something to kill the mood.

Damn is she ugly... a real Viagra antidote, man!

He: "oh, yeah... almost there, baby!"
She: "remember you said you'd paint the kitchen tomorrow" or "hurry up, my TV show is on"
He: "crap, forget it, you just gave me a Viagra antidote"

Viagra antidote by capryl July 30, 2013

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