Eddie

A fully hard cunt that plays rugby he has a 5-inch dick and wants to fuck his history teacher he is a horny cunt and could probably be a pornstar

Eshays Eddie

by Bro I eat Ass February 10, 2019

Eddie

The gayest guy in world and he the best at giving bj if you’re gay get u an Eddie

I saw Eddie today he so gay

by Tyfrmtha4 November 17, 2022

Easy Eddie

When you pleasure yourself, and ur dick sneezes in 5 mins or less. Usually in a very unsatisfying way.

Billy didn't have time to do any edging, and was left considering his life decisions after the resulting easy eddie

by MinivanMafiaMan January 17, 2022

eddie

eddie is a name of a super energetic guy . very sweet , and loves to joke around . likes music such as country folk and jazz . when you meet an eddie , you never forget him for life .

yo , eddie's the sweetest guy around ! you should get to know him !

by dr. grey's anatomy March 26, 2021

Eddy

The act of bringing outstandingly bad luck to oneself and other, against all odds, and creating significant damage as a result. Can be described as « Masterclass Eddy » if it generates three or more unlucky events simultaneously.

- Man, can’t believe it, a pidgeon just dropped a shit on my head!
- Dude, classic Eddy...
- My new suit got trashed, I had to go back home and the elevator crashed. I was stuck for 3 hours !
- Wooow bro that’s a masterclass Eddy !!!

by grippeman March 13, 2019

Eddie Kraus

The 2022 SNY Kidcaster who posts Mets content on Twitter.

“Eddie Kraus just posted a new episode of his podcast!”

by metsmania93 February 14, 2024

Eddie

Has a massive elephant trunk as a penis and is amazingly funny. He is also extremely sexy;)

Girl1: Guess who I just slept with!!
Girl2: OMG!! WHO??!!
Girl1: EDDIE!!!!!!
Girl2: OMG!!! SO LUCKKKKKKYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

by PUSSY_D3STROY3R_69 June 25, 2022