funky dunky

A condom that is flavoured and/or brightly coloured.

Britney wouldn't let me fuck her coz i didn't have a funky dunky with me.

by Dunky Oggins December 7, 2003

[dussy]

a dick-pussy.When one has both a dick and a pussy.

man that he-bitch gots a dussy. my dussy is wet and hard.

by jagerfiend December 9, 2008

Dusty Hussey

A very disgusting, cavernous vagina, hasn't been used in years, out of shape. Sometimes called a "beef curtain".

"Wow, Jennifer's got a dusty hussey!"

by TheRustySheriffsBadge November 12, 2012

dussy

it`s the same as a twat.(=

your a dussy.

by fungswae June 24, 2016

dusty pass

Taking it in the ass while in a dry environment.

Mom said I was conceived on Dusty Pass!!!?

by steeltortelinigamncapatuna April 8, 2007

Dusty Palmer

After a blow job, gently palming a handful of flour behind your back. After reaching climax then swiftly throwing the flour into the face of your lover.

"wow man, did you see steph?! it looks like she just saw a ghost!"

"no daren, james just gave her a dusty palmer."

by guy peter April 24, 2009

dusty monkey

a dusty monkey is a really bad prize or gift you reciece at a holiday/competion/birthday...etc.
Originates from East Kilbride near Glasgow in Scotland.

Person 1-How was your birthday?

Person 2-AWW it totaly sucked my gran gave me this horrible dusty monkey.

Person 1-Dude that sucks.

by YOURATOILET June 16, 2010