Double Barrel Turd Jerkin

It's when a woman is sitting on the toilet and a man sits on her lap; while they are both pooping the woman gives him a Reach Around.

Bro this chick was so nasty i got her to give me a double barrel turd jerkin

by Nasty Basterd July 28, 2011

Double Decker Horshoe

the result of massive insertion of smokeless tobacco in the lower and upper jaw at the same time, resulting in a twin horseshoe shape of tobacco. When performed with loosleaf tobacco, it is known as the chokey chubby chew.

... and if you lose the bet, you have to take a double decker horshoe

by HeHizzle August 22, 2011

Double Laugh

When someone type's "haha lol" when referring to their laughter. It is when they giggle at first but upon realizing that it is actually quite funny they burst out in laughter.

Damien- "And then the duck said MOO."
Lucy- "haha lol"
Damien- "You just double laughed XD"

by JPer325 May 2, 2011

double slop hole

a complicated 69 where two flexible partners lick eachothers assholes

fred do you have any orbitz gum sally made me "double slop hole" her

by willythekid83 June 19, 2011

doublenaked

The act of being both naked an not-naked at the same time.

Similar to 1984's doublethink, it involves two seemingly opposites existing at the same time.

Last night I had a dream where I went to school and was doublenaked. I was wearing clothes, you know, but everyone could see my junk.

or

Big Brother is watching you so closely it's as if you're doublenaked.

by Snippy&DorkyDumpling October 24, 2011

Double Wavebow

This word is used to say hello to people in online chat rooms, games or other communication programs. Like the use of *wave* or 'wave' Double Wavebow will just increase the feeling behind the wave. Double Wavebow are sent to good friends.

Old friend logs on.
Me: OMG! *double wavebow*

by 145px February 1, 2012

Double Friday

When an individual has Friday through Sunday off. Thursday practically ends up being Friday itself. Therefore changing Thursday to Double Friday.

And then God said on the fourth day "I shall name this day Thursday! Unless you don't have work Friday through Sunday then it shall be named Double Friday! The greatest day of all time!"

by Kermit The Froggg August 9, 2012