Dolphin

A hairless or semi-hairless man that is in good shape.

Roger is a bear, Jason is an otter, and Billy is a dolphin.

by Vex95 January 2, 2021

couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

dolphins

cute,right?
yeah you didn’t expect they were rapists

wtf dolphins

by noplsbruh November 2, 2023

Dolphin Team

A discord server with truly the most intelligent members

Landon : yes I will make Dolphin Team
Josh : *joins*

by UltramanFan January 4, 2021

boto-nosed dolphin

When asked "how do you like boto?" a clanmate answered, "had my son look it up for me, it's a dolphin".

Sorry son, there's no such thing as a boto-nosed dolphin.

Weirdest thing I saw on the Amazon was a boto-nosed dolphin.

by l2paegun September 28, 2019

Dolphin

A sea mammal resembling that of a fish, they are also extremely intelligent and with proper training, can even do cool things.

in short: funny mammal fish thing

Guy 1: Hey, how’s the show?
Guy 2: It’s wonderful! Especially the part where the dolphin does a backflip!

by pentatonic July 20, 2023

Dolphined

Getting dolphined is the event in which someone intentionally pokes the hood of your sweatshirt inside out in order to make it resemble the fin of a dolphin. This is generally done in schools and without the victims knowledge, as part of the fun is waiting until they realize they’ve been dolphined.

I just dolphined Jeff’s hood! Let’s see how long it takes for him to notice.

by dankdude November 30, 2023