dingle sneeze

when you fart and a dingle berry come flying off and hits your lover in the face and creates a fake mole

Girl I just dingle sneezed on you.

by boomdelacow April 4, 2010

Dinglebush

Where dingleberries are grown

So, we found a shitload of dingleberries the other day when we picked them from a dinglebush.

by Handsome Jack June 2, 2010

dingleberry

small piece of shit that clings to your ass hairs

I took a crap and just created a bunch of dingleberry

by schnorkles October 28, 2010

Dingleberry

A dingleberry is a tiny turd stuck to your bunghole fuzzies.

Bloody hell, I've got me a giant dingleberry stuck to me bum!

by JackS17 November 10, 2015

Dingle berries

Rare berries that taste juicy and thick, typically found Nearby old men.

Kid:”Grandpa’s dingle berries taste sour!”

by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

quandale dingle

a person who gets friends good grades and tons of bitches because they are just perfectly funny.

Chad is such like a quandale dingle.

by Mr feast April 18, 2022

Dingleberry

A small and typically rounded turdlet that clings to one's fleshy biscuits following the commencement of a sacred ritual known as, "The Deuce." Although dingleberries appear harmless, being roughly the size of small pebbles, they are well-known for causing unspeakable destruction if left unattended. The common symptoms of neglected dingleberries include; itching and swelling of the rectal area, redness, unbearable odor, and discomfort while seated. Some of the symptoms that have never occurred include; nausea, vomiting, sudden and involuntary death, and ultimately erectile dysfunction.

During a long and violent struggle to free himself from a single turdlet, the man ultimately fell from his toilet seat and cracked his head open on the bathroom counter. The man's decayed remains were found three years later, still lying in the exact position he had died. The dingleberry, on the other hand, remained fully intact.

by Random Female June 23, 2007