Dark Bengalaas

A dark version of the bengalaas (which is a purple tiger, that lives on Auir, and is seen in the game 'Starcraft').

The dark bengalaas tore through the throast of the weakling human.

by Coronach March 16, 2003

slipping into darkness

when the toilet paper breaks and your hand slips into your butt crack as you are wiping it.

I hate this cheap toilet paper, every time I wipe I end up slipping into darkness.

by japster February 03, 2015

Dark Knight

The act of having public sex with a girl when she is laying down on the floor while you using some type of sheet or blanket as both a cape and a cover

Guy 1: Did you see that random guy fuck Gabby on the floor at the toga party?

Guy 2: Yeah Bro! He was using a blanket to cover his junk!
Guy 1: He Dark Knighted that Hoe!

by Pike Bitch May 21, 2013

the dark gift

A sexual act of defecating into your hand, and fisting it into your partner. It is said if your partner's body accepts the feces you are infact meant to be together.

I tryed the dark gift on my girlfriend last night, and she dumped it out in under a second. It's just not meant to be

by Teo Acosta July 08, 2006

load of darks

The act of crapping on someone's laundry.

Jeremy is an asshole, so I left a load of darks in his hamper.

by Wil13 July 17, 2006

dark “humor”

Its like the actual dark humor, but worse!

Utilized multiple sensitive topics to make the ultimate offensive and “funny joke” of all time.

(Optional) if people have a negative reaction call it a joke.

Person 1: hey man have you heard of the recent surge in hate crimes?

Person 2: at least im not a (DEROGATORY TERM), heil (FASCIST GERMAN LEADER)

Person 1: wow quite the dark “humor” you got there

Person 2:

Person 1:

Person 2: hey it’s just a joke!

Person 1: oh nvm i guess it’s ok to say that now you mention that it is a joke!

(they have gay sex later)

by dumbass edition February 01, 2022

DARK MATTER

Most commonly known known as the Call of duty master camo in most recently Call of Duty Cold War

Also known for its cards in NBA 2k, as rarest card in the game.
Or its known for the thingy in space that no one cares about.

YO YOU GOT DARK MATTER? NO WAY THAT'S LIKE SO HARD TO GET

by TEACHERS WEIRD WORDS May 02, 2022