slipping into darkness

when the toilet paper breaks and your hand slips into your butt crack as you are wiping it.

I hate this cheap toilet paper, every time I wipe I end up slipping into darkness.

by japster February 2, 2015

Dark Bengalaas

A dark version of the bengalaas (which is a purple tiger, that lives on Auir, and is seen in the game 'Starcraft').

The dark bengalaas tore through the throast of the weakling human.

by Coronach March 15, 2003

the dark gift

A sexual act of defecating into your hand, and fisting it into your partner. It is said if your partner's body accepts the feces you are infact meant to be together.

I tryed the dark gift on my girlfriend last night, and she dumped it out in under a second. It's just not meant to be

by Teo Acosta September 5, 2008

Dark Knight

The act of having public sex with a girl when she is laying down on the floor while you using some type of sheet or blanket as both a cape and a cover

Guy 1: Did you see that random guy fuck Gabby on the floor at the toga party?

Guy 2: Yeah Bro! He was using a blanket to cover his junk!
Guy 1: He Dark Knighted that Hoe!

by Pike Bitch May 20, 2013

load of darks

The act of crapping on someone's laundry.

Jeremy is an asshole, so I left a load of darks in his hamper.

by Wil13 July 19, 2006

voyage in the darkness

The act of shitting into another person's asshole. Usually done while passed out.

Adam took a huge voyage in the darkness right in Jessica's ass.

by Brent C September 4, 2008

[Dark] Reflex

A definition of a child who plays Fortnite 24/7.

Jim: Dude, you're such a Dark Reflex!
John: Fuck off, no i'm not!

by sovietskoodle June 17, 2019