danking

combining dancing & wanking, can lead to ejection from night club / dance venue & also arrest

Hey Bobby, I was Danking like the king in club mofo last night, was all looking good till one of the bouncers saw my bellend & kicked me out

by uncleknobhead December 8, 2009

guerilla dating tactics

Indirect strategies for perpetrating undeclared dates, often involving harrasment and sabotage that are difficult to combat due to their unconventional nature.

When Heidi realized she was the only guest invited to Joe’s First Annual Dutch Over Slumber Party, she had to admit that he was guilty of using guerilla dating tactics to oh-so-lamely woo her.

by Feliz the Great February 4, 2005

Facebook Dating

It's a form of online dating that is not orchestrated through an online dating service but is organically created through a facebook friending of a total stranger. Once the friendship is established the "dating" may soon begin with actions that include cruising the Likes Lane, liking pics and wall posts and sending fb messages slightly romantic in nature.

Karen: So, how's it going with that guy you've been facebook dating?

Jane: Great, we've moved to phase two and exchanged phone numbers but we still only text. I'm afraid once I hear his voice the distance will seem even more unbearable...sigh.

by lovely_dragon March 5, 2011

humanitarian dating

A form of dating in which a guy goes on a date with a girl whom he is not really interested in, but only does so because he knows it will make the girl happy. Through her happiness, he derives his own happiness, thriving on the goodwill he creates among women in the dating scene.

Humanitarian dating allows otherwise less attractive and/or overweight girls a chance to date a guy that may normally be out of her league, giving her a sense of hope and confidence. Though the guy knows he can find better women, he genuinely feels it's important to help out less fortunate girls around him, and he also recognizes the goodwill he develops may work to his advantage later in life, whatever it may be.

Reversing the roles, a nice-looking girl dating an ugly, fat guy in most cases is NOT humanitarian dating because most of the time the only reason a hot chick will date a fugly guy is if the fugly guy has money.

It's usually not a good idea to talk about humanitarian dating when on a date.

Ned: Hey, Jim... what are you doing dating the beluga whale over there?

Jim: Relax, man. It's just humanitarian dating. I heard from her friend she was interested in me, and I felt kind of bad no one's asked her out before. I got tens lined up for me this weekend and I've been blessed to have my share of the spoils, so I'm just doing some charity work tonight.

by JAXA September 4, 2013

dancing

a term for a pointless act done by humans in which there are many different types. people just bop around their appendages in front of one another without even talking for hours. they are simply emulating the symptoms of epilepsy. grinding, has a point to get males hard, while simulataneously looking like they are skinning a potato.

people should start DANCING in bed.

by ihate December 9, 2008

Dancing Jeremy

A person who goes to a club and does nothing but dance with himself in an attempt to attract attention and fit in. Dancing Jeremy's typically know every step to dance themed songs. For example, the stanky leg, swag surf, or any soulja boy styled song. Dancing Jeremy's often travel in packs, forming circles in crowds and dancing inside of them.

"Wow that guy dances with himself alot, wat a fag"

"Yah, he's a real Dancing Jeremy"

by yimmyWAKAcapo May 8, 2010

Danning

The act of going down on a girl and then brushing your teeth.

Danning is impossible without a girl present

by Johnnnnyyyy October 3, 2012