black and decker

to have a small penis i.e. pecker

god lord, you do have a black and decker don't you

by saxyboy January 15, 2004

triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich

The most heinous sexual act. So terrible that your friends can never speak to the girl you gave it to ever again. In addition, they are not allowed to be friends with you for a month. At the end of that month you'll still think it was worth it.

Where's Jim been?
I don't know, I can't be friends with him until August since he gave Jane a triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Oh my god! That's awful.

by Joe from Cocamo June 28, 2008

Danker

A danker, similar to a canker sore, are small, shallow lesions that develop on the soft tissues in your dick — under your ball section, on your shaft, or at the top base of your crank. Unlike cold sores, danker sores don't occur on the surface of your dick and aren't contagious. They can be very painful, however, and can make jerking and intercourse very difficult.

Heath, due to excessive jerking and lack of washing, developed a nasty danker sore. With a little dab of toothpaste and rest it healed -- and he was back to his normal routine.

by Doctor Brown December 19, 2008

decker

A short little boy with a Jew-fro, who is related to an illegal mexican. He likes feeling little white balls of fluff whom he calls "chloe" and also likes touching the penises of other men for pleasure. He even enjoys the sweet taste of baby blood and man jizz. Sadly, a decker is also unable to "choke the chicken".

Dude! Look at that curly headed fuck!
Yep, thats decker!

by dont be that kid January 20, 2009

Double Decker

n. An act involving two people pooping at once whereby the first person sits on the toilet seat and the second straddles the bowl while sitting on the first person's lap.

In order so save water, we did a double decker.

by Matty Scat August 13, 2006

dickerchief

A piece of cloth or a small useless kerchief used to clean the penis. It may also be used as a wankerchief.

Mr John has torn his tattered towel into several dickerchiefs.

by uttam maharjan January 4, 2010

dickeries

The act of messing around with a friend or room mate, causing trouble for them in usually unnecessary ways for your own personal enjoyment and their personal torment.

Girl: There's no reason to get too jealous...I'm pretty sure you know him, anyway...Jewish, smart, funny, eyes that vary color from sea green to hazel...sound familiar? ;-)

Girl's male room mate: Woody Allen? Sorry, I need to get in on the room mate dickeries, I never had a chance with any of my past room mates :P

by dracoodoom January 11, 2012