slot custard

The sweetest dessert in the world

So then she slurped up a giant batch of slot custard.

by mattyt107 May 28, 2022

on custard

the shit hayden allison be sayin all the time, just means on god

"you fr?"
"on custard"

by Dogatorix July 4, 2022

Bad Custard

A euphemism for stale or dehydrated ejaculate.

A lack of personal hygiene is apparent as there are still the telltale signs of bad custard on her sheets.

by Farfignootan August 1, 2022

Doodle Custard

The warm white custard like substance that expels from the male appendage during an orgasm.

Bro I had the biggest surprise last night when I was getting some head and the chick swallowed me doodle custard

by gguuiinneessss December 8, 2022

Prison Custard

When you get gangbanged in prison and they all cum in your ass. Afterwards, when you squat, the "custard" comes out.

Inmate 1-"Lets go give the new guy some of the famous Prison Custard."

3-5 guys follow

1 hour later
New guy - " Oh god! I'll never see custard the same way again!"

by Custard Fanatic December 12, 2022

Tubby custard

The act of ejaculating into a women who is menstruating and continuing to mix the fluids with penetration.

We made tubby custard with her blood and my sperm.

by Mamasnowblow January 21, 2023

protective cusstody

Imprisonment designed to shield someone from swearing and other crude language.

What good is protective cusstody if da jailers and other officials of da clink grumble and/or shout profanity/obscenity-laced remarks themselves?!??

by QuacksO January 24, 2023