Contact High

When one gets an imediate errection when coming into contact with a female.

When Stacy gave me a hug goodbye, i deffinitely got a contact high.

by Fiish132 November 16, 2010

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Cantankerous Mailman

The act of force-feeding popsicles, ice cream, milk, milkshakes, or any other exceedingly cold consumable to a bitch, ho, or any other gender-impaired (i.e. female) person in hopes of giving them brainfreeze as a make-due date-rape. Usually used as a last resort if the roofies are not available, or one is simply low on funds.

Steven Tyler: Man, that bitch is off the heezy. Tell me you remembered my roofie-bagels.
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: I'm sorry sir, they're still in the toaster at home.
Steven Tyler: Shit. Well, did you at least bring an ass-load of Dippin' Dots?
Steven Tyler's ASSistant: Sure did. Are you thinking...
Both: Cantankerous Mailman!
Steven Tyler: Now that's what I call Sweet Emotion.

by SadCoincidence September 19, 2008

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Cuntasaurus

A New Jersey band who throws together last minute songs about stupid shit.

"Wow, dude, did you see Cuntasaurus last night?"
"Yeah man, they sucked."
"I know, right?"

by Billy Cuntrag September 13, 2006

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Cuntang

A mans man that is drop dead gorgeous and attracts many women and some gay men, wins arm wrestling competitions, loves to drink hard liquor, has a boys body, makes everybody laugh (whether it be with him or AT him), and can almost install a garage door opener by himself.

Lindsey's husband is a total Cuntang.

by M.Swartz January 13, 2008

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