California crockpot

The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it

John gave me a California crockpot

by Yes’m October 10, 2020

Cockin’ & Crockin’

Verb- Immediately after laying pipe, you slip on a pair of crocs to enjoy the finest of luxuries while asserting dominance.

"Hey bro, what are you up to?" "Got this chick over just Cockin’ & Crockin’ “

by Yakker88 March 6, 2021

Squibbly Croakus

Another term for the word queezy.

Girlfriend: I feel really queezy right now.
Boyfriend: You mean Squibbly Croakus?

by J.theprince March 7, 2021

Erotic Crockpot

To have a female spit on your gooch and mix it with your pre cum...sliding the mixture to your butthole and swirling it around in your ass.

At first I was timid...but after the Erotic Crockpot, it loosened me up and I rode her like a stallion!

by Drooby00 July 26, 2021

The Crock

This happens when a person is really bored and decides to 3D print a new type of shooes by fusioning a pair of crocks and the incredible The Rock.

-Dear, wear the special shooes this night. We are going to my friends' wedding
-You mean The Crocks?

by B1anked January 14, 2022

Lil Croken

Someone’s wee wee

And you cant throw do to your stroken the lil croken Every afternoon!!!!!

by The_Real_Green_Ranger December 15, 2021

Betty Crocker

To receive a handjob with an oven mitt.

Omg Lindsay make her kids cookies then gave me a Betty Crocker

by KylePope August 22, 2022