Cooter hopper

When your flesh and blood sister won't take one for the team and make you rich and famous off a sex tape

My sister is a cooter hopper because she won't pull a Kim Kardashian and make me rich and famous by making a sex tape.

by B-Randy P December 2, 2017

Cooter

A stanky bitch. She be fucking everybody and gave yo dad AIDS. Her vagina looks like a cherry blossom but smells like cigarettes and cat food.

Homie: Yo she cute as fuck.
Me: Nah yo she got a lil cooter.
Homie: Shit...fuck it, a hole is a hole.

by Glixxy fucked the cat January 8, 2020

Cooter Fruit

Kids. They are the fruit from a woman's cooter. Same as Crotch Fruit.

This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.

by Merkin Marauder June 1, 2021

cooter

another name for female genitalia.

man my girl got that fat fat cooter cat.

by hotcupid October 1, 2020

cooter fight

-when two females rub their cooters together in a rough fashion

-"lets go downstairs and cooter fight"

by saradawson February 12, 2010

Crawlspace Cooter

Images stored in ones brain to be used later to pleasure oneself

Boy look at her in that swimsuit... Crawlspace Cooter
Or for people in Alabama: "Did you see that ewe at the livestock auction, talk about some Crawlspace Cooter."

by Ughhhhhhhjhj September 10, 2021

Cooter Cabin

A vacation destination, not necessarily a cabin, where a group of straight, female friends go to get away from their husbands and perform sexual acts, mainly scissoring and the vaginal press n’ seal technique.

You girls wanna go practice our press n’ seal this weekend? I’ve booked the Cooter Cabin in Banff this year.

That’s a great idea, Becky! I’ll bring the roast beef sandwiches!

by ProfessorGibbon April 23, 2023