mirth control

What a really bad comedian engages in.

We thought we might enjoy the comedy club but apparently the comedian had taken a mirth control pill and wasn't funny at all.

by Goodmalood December 15, 2006

Site Control

the best of the best moderation group in any roblox game ever, even worse than roblox's moderation system

wow, site control is amazing at being horrid moderators

by edwasdwasdd May 12, 2024

Out of control

How people used to live before america was taken over by hypocritical communist sissy girls.

Wow, that's really out of control, I mean totally radical!

by MichaelBrown February 01, 2021

piece control

Piece control is a term coined by legendary Fortnite caster Arten "BALLATW" Esa. It means controlling the pieces in proximity to create openings for eliminations. It ultimately allows the player to dictate the flow of a fight, limit an opponent's options, and create opportunities to land shots.

Player 1: *sweating*
Player 2: “This man’s piece control is FUCKING TRASH, bro can’t even crank 90s 💀”

by yamurban September 22, 2023

Girth Control Pill

The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.

by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021

gay birth control

Loperamide, or generic Imodium. Over-the-counter antidiarrheal that slows the digestive tract. Makes it easier to predict your body so that you can have anal sex without making a mess.

Gotta run to Rite-Aid to pick up some gay birth control

by LegalDrugDealeRx October 06, 2023

the control

somebody who thinks they have it all, and likes to interfere with other people's affairs; a gossip; a person who thinks the whole world revolves around them.

you're such a control!; she's such a control!; the control has been interfering.. AGAIN; etc.

by anonymous disliker of cod. February 16, 2011