trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream

yumm

i cant believe i ate the whole container of trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

Bon voyage, me old cream cracker

A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.

"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.

by evillweevil December 16, 2017

Cream on the Inside Clean on the Outside

It comes from the song "Ice Cream Paint Job" by D O double R.

He is talking about his car.. but what people fail to realize is that he is really talking about his girl's vagina.. vajayjay.. girl's private part.. yes..

"Dang, bro, my girls vagina.. It's cream on the inside clean on the outside!"

by jdub09 July 11, 2009

Cream His Niners

Slang - used when someone is much too excited given the situation at hand, or used personally when one is in total disbelief. Originally coined by a student at Western Heights Middle School in Hagerstown, MD, in the mid-90's, this phrase was used to describe an excitable neighbor of one the students that loved to wear San Fransisco 49ers zebra pants - this neighbor seemed to always be getting very worked up and excited, and the phrase, "He's creamin' his niners (pants)" was born. Usable today in almost any situation.

He's going to cream his niners when he sees my new truck.

I about cream my niners every time I shoot my new gun.

by NHHSDave October 15, 2010

cream straw

The act of ejaculating into a condom, then have your significant other suck the contents from the condom.

Hey babe, how about a cream straw for dessert?

by sweet spot 69 January 1, 2014

cream pocket

You fill a girls vagina with Coolwhip and then lick it out and tickle her clit with your tounge.

"Yo dude you can't even imagine. I just gave her a Cream Pocket."

by Joshipu March 3, 2015

society cream

cosmetic makeup designed to increase social appeal

Without that society cream smeared on her face, Avril is a nice looking woman (albeit not stunning).

With society cream covering her face, Avril looks like a whore. Unfortunately, she caters to a society full of people who prefer whores over nice looking women.

by gargleblaster September 10, 2008