old man's choke

A man (or woman) who displays antagonism.

Bleen: "Give me a handshake!"
Edna: < not responding >
Bleen: "Old man's choke"

by Spice cowboy August 11, 2022

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Choke

one who always lets the team down.

Bro Jacob is always a choke.

by daddyraj February 14, 2023

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Choke

(in sports) lose nerve and perform poorly at a critical juncture in a match or competition.

We were the only team that didn't choke when it came down to the wire.

by Arminkshipper June 26, 2024

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The choking game (also known as the fainting game and a wide variety of local slang names) refers to intentionally cutting off oxygen to the brain with the goal of inducing temporary syncope and euphoria. There are two distinct methods used to achieve oxygen deprivation: strangulation and self-induced hypocapnia.

The Choking Game: cutting off oxygen flow to the brain to make your self pass out / faint

by Aztrexx July 29, 2016

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Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

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Chattahoochee Choke Hold

The act of choking out your partner then dunking your balls in hot sauce and pineapple juice then gently dunking them in there mouth until regaining consciousness

My Little brother was acting out of sorts so I put him the the Chattahoochee Choke Hold

by BigPanda3456 March 9, 2023

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