CHOKE

A joke which people take seriously

user1: Messi cannot stop getting yellow cards
user2: That was offensive
user1 It was just a CHOKE even I like Messi
user2: Oh

by Iamstupid780 August 22, 2023

Choked

Marty playing pickleball

Marty was up 8-2 and choked against Ted

by Snyderspyder April 22, 2024

Choke

Vargs

Wow, vargs fucking choked in the playoffs again

by Bruh I dunno May 20, 2020

Pull choke

A person or thing doing something stupid or just plain stupid a synonym for dumb ass

Tommy is licking the dogs butthole. He’s such a pull choke

by anonymous September 28, 2021

Choke Ass Niggas

A man who says one thing but does something totally different, trying to bullshit what he said he was gonna do but lies about it.

Trisha: He said he was going to call me back after his shower, but he's active on Instagram right now..
Lisa: Girl he not gonna call you back. That's what choke ass niggas do

by Driano69 March 6, 2021

Choke

Paul George every year in the NBA playoffs

Paul George at the free throw line shooting 2 with a one point lead and chokes he misses them both and the Clippers lose the game.

by Word_champ June 22, 2021

choked 9

when you’re so pissed, but you’re not fully pissed so you’re 9/10 pissed meaning you’re choked 9

Fuck bro I wanted to fuck her but she said I stunk so now I’m fucking choked 9

by Jewfrokid March 7, 2019