butt changer

A person who changes the channel on his/her television while sitting on the remote control

"Who changed the channel?"
"I don't know where's the remote?
"Oh I'm sitting on it"
"Don't be a butt changer!"

by dkaniewski December 8, 2013

Spare Change Award

Spare Change: After going on a three day Vegas bender, you wake up in an unfamiliar Mexican motel, no wallet, no socks, and no cell phone plus a king size hangover. The only thing you have is the spare change your "escort" left for you on the night stand. Your wasted fantasy football bench points will feel like spare change, congratulations!

I benched Matt Ryan against the Saints, 30 wasted points, I am the Spare Change Award winner.

by ZRxSean September 12, 2014

triple-chined

When someone makes a move on another and that person retracts their chin in rejection.

I went in for a smooch and she/he triple-chined me!

by DrDartagnan666 January 9, 2016

Diaper Changer

An adult male or female particularly attracted to having sex with younger partners, especially juveniles.

Ya'll better watch out for Jared, I heard he's a diaper changer.

by Freds_son September 25, 2016

Oil Change

When you anoint someones head with motor oil.

1. It was a crying shame to watch the election until someone gave Hillary Clinton an oil change.
2. I checked my car after the mechanic gave my car an oil change and the front seat had motor oil in it.
3. Girl you'd better get your oil change today, Billy Mays here.

by 400 Queseritos October 11, 2016

bunion chigger

a person who is really naggy no matter how annoyed you get of them

Guy1: "you know that kid Bobby, he won't stop asking me for the homework answers"
Guy2: "Oh yeah, such bunion chigger if ya ask me"

by niggerdicktaint January 5, 2017

pimp change

A physical response to a male friend or coworkers dig or insults at your expense. A open hand slap delivered across the side of there face or head followed by announcing Here's your pimp change.

Guy 1- your broke ass can't even pay attention.

Guy 2- slaps him open hand across the face

Good one and here's your pimp change.

by brickeycrow November 24, 2017