Fortnite child

a very annoying child that repeatedly screams while you are trying to play Minecraft with the boys

me: hey guys
fortnite child: Oh My GoD I FrEaKiNg DieD
me: is he having a stroke?

by A320-214 July 1, 2020

Mong Child

Callum Davidson

You're a mong child

by Uddlepuppy January 20, 2017

Child Eater

A homo sapien or the promised neverland demon who enjoys eating child organs.

I go to Kentucky Fried Children everyday because I'm a child eater! I love ordering the bite-size fetuses, very chewable.

by Elle is From Hell November 21, 2021

child nest

A type of day care in which the children are treated like little birds in a nest.

I sent my son to the child nest as he needed extra love and attention

by Childnest_101 May 2, 2018

Aids child

A adult/ child with no life

Thanks for stealing my kill fucking aids child

by Skidbubs_ July 10, 2016

child's-eye

The viewpoint that the world is seen as a pure place. The belief that sex is unnatural and evil, swearing is evil, or anything not nice to a child is evil. However, sex is a natural and beautiful process spreading life, and swearing is normal and used daily without consequence. Basically someone with a Child's-Eye is just someone who's a real pussy.

I heard that guy named Steven's got a Child's-Eye. He backs out of every conversation if we swear or talk about something slightly dirty.

by Hotdog Squash February 7, 2018

paco child

pa· co chī(-ə)ld

Def: An earthy substance of gold in the form of a meteorite. This meteorite comes from the universe of creativity, love, and happiness and has been sent to earth to spread those values. Once the meteorite lands on earth, it takes the form of a golden eagle; and soars to the far ends of the earth spreading positive vibes. Pacochild is a brand that encourages genuineness. As a brand, paco child seeks peace and unity among every human being; no matter your background, you can join the paco child family. Once you have purchased some paco child merchandise, you have been welcomed into the family of the paco pack.

ADJECTIVE: "Excuse me, are you wearing paco child merch?"
NOUN: For Christmas, I want to gift my little brother some paco child.

by paco child July 29, 2021