Pocket chaos

The act of a tweaker emptying his or her pockets of its numerous contents when trying to find one paticular item. Similar to a tweaker bomb, this phenomena commonly happens on urban public transit during peak ride hours and may take up several seats.

Grandma had on the bus because some tweaker’s pocket chaos took up the last available seat.

by XMTW January 27, 2022

Flag

Get the Pocket chaos mug.

Poetic chaos

When a person or character did something wrong, and pays for it in the end, but it's not because of what the did at all.

The opposite of poetic justice or karma.

When she lost the poker tournament she didn't invite us to, it was poetic chaos - we don't believe in luck.

by Eliadia February 17, 2022

Flag

Get the Poetic chaos mug.

Related Words

chaow • chaowalit • chaos • chaos theory • Chadwick • chadowkinnie • chaosity • chanwhore • chanwoo • Chaos Agent

bro chao

Bro chao

Bro chao- in the sense of “come on man”. Or in other words “give me a break” or “grow TF up”

by Bro-chao or bro-chaiu April 30, 2022

Flag

Get the bro chao mug.

Internet chaos

When someone causes a war via saying something.

Friend one: Hey did you hear what blank said!
Friend two: What did they say?
Friend one: HE SAID PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS THE BEST KIND OF PIZZA!
Friend two: TIME TO CAUSE INTERNET CHAOS!

by Waffleing May 1, 2022

Flag

Get the Internet chaos mug.

The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.

William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022

Flag