James: Yo bro what are you doing?
Jerry: I'm eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.
James: Don't do that it doesn't work I tried last week.
Jerry: I'm eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.
James: Don't do that it doesn't work I tried last week.
by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025
Get the Eating Carrots Analymug. When something baffles, shocks or amazes you and it keeps getting worse/better by the second. Like getting a carrot up the ass and it gradually widens the deeper in it goes. Can also be used when your day has just gone from bad to worse.
by Majkimus September 17, 2023
Get the Carrot in the Assmug. Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.
“Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”
by ragnar hairy breeches January 26, 2024
Get the carrot-wavingmug. Jungkook from BTS claims he wants to be this , but only for Hoseok. Recently his dream came true and he could be Hoseok's carrot for one day.
by hoesuck March 26, 2018
Get the Carrotmug. by PhonyPhobia November 27, 2024
Get the Nuts in the Carrot Cakemug. 
by Mr. Carrot destroyer May 14, 2019
Get the Carrotmug.