Udder Butter

The smegma found underneath the bottom fold of the unclean titties of some stank bee-atch, due to either excessive "lack of hygiene" or "light of day".

Also known as formunda butter fromunda butter titguini alfredo, milkstrosity, titscrement

- this extreme funk is at the same level of "Eeeeuuwww" as is twattage cheese sphincter cheese dick cheese penis butter Dinguini ragamuffin

After a one course meal of her Menstrual Meatballs sautéed in her thick and creamy Bloodclot Bouillabaise, and when you're finally washin' her twattage cheese outta your piehole, you'll fondly long for the day when she simply let you tongue on her udder butter.

by Jon_Public September 3, 2009

Secure that butter!

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

by tjjohn12 June 7, 2016

butter bread

Butter bread is how lazy people say "bread with butter on it"

Dan: "Hey Jake, you want some of my butter bread?"
Jake: "Sure thing lover!"

by Remlaw2 January 12, 2016

butter tug

A butter tug is defined as using the movie theater popcorn tub to disguise a handjob while at the cinema.

While watching Jurrasic World at the cinema, my girlfriend cleaverly administered her famous butter tug.

by Jahollin July 14, 2015

butter gaffle

When one woman selfishly confiscates an entire load of cum that was meant to be fairly distributed between two or more women.

Don't invite Shanweeka to the party. She a bitch. Always on her butter gaffle when I'm tryin' to get mines. Girl gotta eat.

Johnny was just about to cum in my bunghole when Sandra took his cock out and butter gaffled his salty load.

by jjty2 February 1, 2014

Butter Socked

Socks with 1 pound of butter in them each, they are swung like mad and are used as a Melee weapon.

Did you hear about Alex, he go butter socked!

by Hotdog max May 24, 2016

Butter Flaps

Wet farts. Moist sounding gas.

I may need to run wipe. I got the butter flaps today. Feeling a little greasy.

All that beer and Mexican food gave me the butter flaps.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2018