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Turkey Fucker

That one person who lost No Nut November to a Thanksgiving Turkey that their family was supposed to eat.
Person 1: I lost NNN to a Thanksgiving Turkey.

Person 2: Turkey Fucker!
by D4nk4oi89 December 8, 2021
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Duck Fuckers

Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!

Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)

Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)

*Later*

Duck 2: So no plans tonight?

Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)

Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)

Duck 1: *shoots himself*
by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019
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Knives Fucker

Someone whose favorite character is Knives, from the anime Trigun
Guy 1: Did you see that one fight scene with Knives? He was so cool!
Guy 2: Oh no please don't tell me...
Guy 1: I'M A KNIVES FUCKER AND I'M PROUD!
by Vash.t.s September 28, 2015
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Freshmen Fucker

A lousy ass upperclassmen (likely a senior) who fucks with freshmen because they like little kiddies or have zero game with their own class.
Those dirty freshmen fuckers won’t leave any freshmen for the freshmen guys
by Freshmen Boy May 17, 2019
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waffle fucker

a person (or animal) that enjoys sexual interactions with waffles.
stranger: wow have you met that guy jayden ?

person: no who is he ?

stranger: he’s this really horny guy who likes to jerk off to waffles

person: ohhh, he must be a waffle fucker
by the_real_ash1093 June 13, 2018
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Muzzle Fucker

A term originated in the furry fandom. It means someone with a short penis. The word came from the thought that anthro creatures, such as wolves, have a long muzzle. If you can get past the muzzle with a blowjob, you are okay. If you can't make it (past the muzzle), you are a muzzle fucker.
"Did you hear what <asshole person> did to my car window? That Muzzle Fucker threw a rock through it!"
by Yiff-center June 19, 2018
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Avocado fucker

Someone who eats avocado on toast and does yoga.
Tiffany’s such an avocado fucker!
by Breaduck November 2, 2020
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