Brandons smell like absulute shit and talk about fortnite,pokemon, and his moms tits. brandons are crazy over candy and anything that will get them high.
by balosires9000 June 18, 2019
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by Loljokes420 January 17, 2018
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Most annoying boy in the world , with a small white duck in his pants . But he is the most sweetest boy ever . He makes girls feel special, I love you
by BADASSINDIANGUY June 10, 2017
Get the Brandon mug.A man with a good heart. He means well. He is good looking. Brandon's are about 6'1 in average. The sad part about being a Brandon is that they are normally players. They sleep around A LOT. AMD break a lot of hearts. Brandon's may be handsome and fine but they dont know how to treat a lady.
by Ppl already knowww June 1, 2019
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by king jong May 13, 2019
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brandon is a fucking prick
by dknd13 June 11, 2018
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