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james bond it

Realising that you are in fact out of toilet paper after taking a large dump and having to pull your trousers half way up your legs to scoot to another toilet/stall to retrieve said toilet paper being careful not to be spotted by any other toilet-goer, just like a master spy.
"I ran out of toilet paper in the Nando's toilets the other day. Ended up having to James Bond It.
by unknownriot September 18, 2017
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basic bondage

Basic Bondage is for Basic Bitchez who are just starting out using simple methods of Bondage, but don't completely know what they are doing.

Basic Bondage that may or may not harm the user/s slightly in the form of tying ones arms, legs, feet so they can be restrained for pleasure.
Beth was worried about the basic bondage that Casey was trying to do. Basic Bondage was used as Beth was a fidgiter although she secretly loved it. Casey and Mal tied some basic bondage around Beths hands and as she squirmed around some of the rope cut her face. Next time Beth will lay still.
by KKK professor Blomkey September 20, 2017
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Knight Bonding

A sleepover created just so a group of male friends can jerk off with each other while thinking about the sleepover host's sister. It is common for the host of a Knight Bond to provide family pictures of the sister for the masturbation session.
Guy: Thanks man, that Knight Bonding last night was amazing! Your sister is so fucking hot.

Host: No problem, thanks for bringing the lube!
by VinesAndTrees October 10, 2017
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convertible bond

A bond between two people that can easily be changed from one state to another. Sort of like a Love/hate relationship.
Me and her have a convertible bond, so no Mayer how much we may argue or laugh, we still stay together.
by Thunna Katt November 1, 2017
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James Bond

Having sex with a person that was single, a boyfriend/girlfriend, someone engaged, and some married.

All different people, you cannot be in the relationship.
James pulled off his James Bond last night. Finally got a married chick.
by Lil Dick Game June 11, 2018
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doink bond

by Whytfisthisnecessary May 9, 2018
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bale bondsman

A hay-farmer's assistant who wraps securing-twine around bricks/rolls of dried alfalfa as they are made.
Now that machinery gathers and processes hay in one single operation, the job of the bale bondsman is largely a thing of the past.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
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